paul

paul
1. (paul) (4511↑, 2016↓)
A common given name for males, derived from the Roman surname Paulus (Latin: "small" or "humble"). Put simply, it is the greatest name to grace the Earth. Seriously. It is the best name in existance.

Why is the name Paul so awesome? Cause' Stone Cold said so.

2. (Paul) (3087↑, 1118↓)
a guy that is sweet, cool, handsome, athletic, cute, nice, and thoughtful.

"my boyfriend is cheating on me,what should i do?" "girl\!,you need to dump his ass and find yourself a Paul"

3. (paul) (2267↑, 1222↓)
people who own, such as paul mccartney and paul rudd. usually they are offered the job of being pornstars but they prove themselves being too good for the camera, so they all decide to become porn directors to give the others a chance, which makes them very selfless people aswell.

"i wish my name was paul it wouldnt be so hard to get chicks on the bus" "having a name like eric really blows i wish the 4 letters in my name were p-a-u-l"

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4. (paul) (1768↑, 797↓)
they sweetest guy ever, raised right and has the greatest respect for women. The perfect boyfriend who will always be there for you and love you.

paul martinez

Author: daisy zepeda http://paul.urbanup.com/3656952
5. (Paul) (1330↑, 729↓)
Big Advantage down below

Paul Goodey

6. (Paul) (957↑, 443↓)
gorgey gorgeous boy, whom we love, v.tall, beautiful eyes...

Wouldn't it be funny if we saw paul?\! OO look it's paul\! OO ER\!\!

7. (Paul) (1192↑, 866↓)
To get drunk then try shaving your balls, but in the process cutting the sack.

Oh fuck\! I just pauled my nuts\!

8. (Paul) (353↑, 68↓)
Paul: meaning 'humble' in latin. P= Perfect A= Aweseome U= Unique L=Legend. Paul is probably the coolest guy around but he wont tell you that. He is the kinda of guy you want by your side when fighting off an army of 10,000 pygmies with poisen arrows. He can tell you what colour your underwear is by looking into your eyes. He is wanted in three countries by the authorities. He is wanted in 162 countries by most women. He can eat a cheeseburger in 1 bite. He can lick his own elbow and other peoples too. Scientists have said that he is so hot that he may be the main reason for global warming. His shit doesn't stink, in fact it smells like car polish. He was refused entry to the USA because his biceps were classed weapons of mass destruction. He is in the guiness book of world records for completing the most somersaults in a row (126,253). We spends: Mondays at orphanages, Tuesdays at homeless shelters, Wednesdays at retirement homes, Thursdays developing a cure for AIDS, Fridays playing racquet ball with Bono and Sting and Weeknds writing prize winning novels.

Paul: probably the most amazing guy since Moses.

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9. (Paul) (350↑, 80↓)
A common name in Western culture. Usually named for someone who is attractive, smart, and funny. The name is derived from the Latin "Paulus" which also meant someone who is ridiculously awesome. People with this name are smart and witty and just overall superior.

Hey, why is that guy so much better at everything than me? Well Greg, that would be because his name is Paul and your's is not...

10. (Paul) (400↑, 146↓)
Better than Chris.

Chris is a lazy bum whose gained x pounds while in college. Paul actually has a future.

11. (Paul) (307↑, 103↓)
Better then Brian

I'm glad he's a Paul and not a Brian

12. (Paul) (193↑, 56↓)
The guru of mystery. Enjoys family trips to places like the zoo and time spent with the fambam. Usually tall and studly, with brown hair and eyes like a fox. Drives whoever needs a ride home. Meets freshmen at football games and silently enjoys their presence. Is the life of many parties. Gets creeped on extremely frequently by girls he doesn't know too incredibly well. Probably the most grand person to ever grace the face of the earth.

Girl 1: Mmmm, gurrrl? You be seein' that Paul lately? Girl 2: OH DAYYYYUMMMM, I be lovin' that Paul. Girl 1: Mmm, gurrl. I would let him be the guru of my mystery. Girl 2: Yuhhh.

13. (Paul) (187↑, 75↓)
To Paul: To call any ten digits, and demand to speak to Paul, regardless of organization or institution. It should be noted that even when one finds out that Paul is indeed NOT present at this location, you should continue your pursuit of him as though the person you are speaking to is lying and trying to intentionally deceive you. Paul is a name chosen for commonality, and the odd chance that one may in fact encounter a Paul; in this instance one begins carrying out a conversation as if they are old friends, while avoiding detailing where you might have met. Alternative names might include: Joe, Pete, Voltron, etc.

(111) 111 1111 the Caller: Hey, this is Jim, is Paul there? the Called: This is the greater Vancouver Zoo, I think you may have the wrong number. the Caller: No no, I know. But could you put Paul on, it'll take like three secs.

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14. (Paul) (137↑, 51↓)
A guy who is strong, loyal and loving. Someone who will always be there for you.

"He's been a real Paul"

Author: Bernard_the_wizard http://paul.urbanup.com/4762184
15. (Paul) (103↑, 24↓)
A Paul is the sweetest, sexiest, most caring guy ever who will listen to your problems. Fantastic in bed. Intelligent. Overall amazing. Very cute with a wonderful smile.

Girl 1: Paul almost kissed me last night... Girl 2: And you stopped him?\! Girl 1: I'm with someone\! Girl 2: That someone needs to be Paul.

Author: It's not important. http://paul.urbanup.com/5379433
16. (Paul) (83↑, 14↓)
This man is as solid as his name, strong yet humble, a seeker of all things true and beautiful. He loves to laugh and be with the people he loves, when he speaks they listen to what he has to say because it really means something. A man of character, with a sense of adventure, beautiful hands and a smile that is contagious. Definitely a man to seek out in a crowd...

Me to You: Whats your name? You: Danny Me: Sucks to be you, I'm looking for a Paul.

17. (Paul) (51↑, 6↓)
The single most amazing guy on the face of the earth. Someone who is sweet, genuine, and should be a stand up comedian because he has a great sense of humour. He loves sports and is very athletic and in GREAT shape. His favourite colour is usually orange, or black. So very fun to hang out with, and is the envy of all his friends. A fantastic hugger. When he holds you in his arms, even in just a friendly embrace, the rest of the world melts away. It doesn't hurt that he has a wonderful butt, either. :) Paul is the epitome of the perfect guy.

Person A: What are you doing today? Person B: I'm hanging out with Paul, girl\! Person A: What a lucky bitch... Person 1: I wish someone could make me laugh today. Person 2: You know what you need? Person 1 and 2 look at each other and agree out loud: A Paul\!\!\!

18. (Paul) (66↑, 27↓)
Most indefinately the best name ever given to anyone. Anyone called Paul are usually tough as fuck and with ease gets multiple woman in bed at one time. If you ever meet a Paul be sure to greet him with praise and gifts.

Paul Lewis

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19. (Paul) (26↑, 11↓)
Paul = the exact definition for awesomeness. Most clever, and witty person. Has a good, joyful outlook on life, and will always brighten up your day\! Has bright blue eyes that make all the girls Jelaous. Very outgoing, Paul is the first person to call if your looking for a Paul. Pauls are very generous, and caring people. Pauls, are also the most ridiculous name for a cat. Pauls enjoy cats, and will mostly likely name it something like Paul. One will not regret meeting a paul.

Sally: "Gahh, this guy is so boring\!" Cally: "What you need is a paul." Sally: "Omg, I want one\!"

20. (Paul) (11↑, 0↓)
An amazing guy who's handsome, smart, loving, and a gentleman.

Paul Delos Reyes

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21. (Paul) (9↑, 0↓)
A cute, smart guy that would always love a girl but isn't good in staying faithful. He loves attention and is very funny, goofy,and a dick head at time. He never notices what he has till he loses it. But, no girl can ever resist his charm even though at the end they realize its a trap. He loves to play with people mind and manipulate them but in their heart he will always be number 1.

Eva: Paul broke up with me last night.... Cindy: Awww, its ok hun his always like that. Eva: Yea, i know the thing is..i still love him.

22. (Paul) (9↑, 5↓)
A mysterious beast that originates from the depths of California. Possesses inhuman strength and mainly predates on water buffalo.

That Paul broke my foot\!

23. (Paul) (2↑, 0↓)
The kindest, best guy friend you could ever have. Unknowingly funny and always willing to listen. He always has a smile for you when you see him and you find yourself missing him if you don't see him for a while. He might seem shy at first but once you get to know him he begins to open up and let you in, you cannot imagine how lucky this makes you feel. Great soccer player too\!\! Any girl would be lucky to have him.

"Who is that guy, he's so nice?" "Well he's Paul of course" "Jeez I'm so dumb, why didn't I think of that"

24. (Paul) (4↑, 2↓)
A fun loving Alien hiding in a crashed car. In West America.

Graeme Willy: You are an alien\! Paul: To you I am, yes. Graeme Willy: Are you gonna probe us? Paul: "Why" does everyone always assume that? What am I doing? Am I harvesting farts? How much can I learn from an ass?

25. (PAUL) (2↑, 0↓)
a veryy hot member of de limestone band....which iz a band tht came 2 my skool...luved it also wat i use 4 cool hawt and awesome

he iz such a PAUL. OMG itz a such a PAUL

26. (Paul) (1↑, 0↓)
Someone who is really awesome and has a HUGE advantage down there. He is commonly reffered to as a doctor even though he is doubted by his peers. If you dont know a Paul. You should really get one because there arent very many.

Me: dude my penis hurts Paul: if you get laid it'll feel better Me: Thanks Dr. Paul

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27. (Paul) (1↑, 1↓)
Is a farmer that has terrible cattle that are very skinny and cannot rear sheep properly. Otherwise known as a bad farmer.

Bad Farmer Paul

28. (PAUL) (11↑, 11↓)
PERFECTION. PERFECT PERFECT PERFECT PERFECT\! Seriously, you haven't lived life unless you try PAUL ;] Forreals. But he's all mine so unfortunately, you're just going to have to go on living your life NOT to the fullest. Understand?? kthanksbyeee \<3

PAUL is PERFECTION, enough said.

29. (paul) (3↑, 5↓)
he is a akward friend but is more important then you think you dont know whats missing untill he is gone acts gay cause he doesnt know what else to do to make you laugh has many bad days and tends to take it out on his friends and has the smallest dick ever

paul is a true friend

30. (paul) (3↑, 7↓)
An kinky Italian boy who likes it in the butt.

Man 1: Man i really want to do someone in the butt man 2: You're such a paul Man 1: so you wanna do it? Man 2: YES

31. (Paul) (1↑, 6↓)
When someone is good at something, yet is too slow to properly accomplish that task or Another color for golden yellow

I am "paul" at bootyshaking... I ain't taking any of those "pauls" from you, mister\! Stop "pauling" it up... My Cat Fluffy has a "paul" colored tail.

32. (Paul) (9↑, 15↓)
A dumb hoe who needs to learn his place and accept that his girlfriend is and always will be right. But she loves him anyways. Hold on to him. He's AMAZING. Being in his arms makes you feel like the safest person in the world. He can make you smile no matter what. But make sure that he knows that you're smarter, nicer, stronger, and braver than he is. He's the type that if you heard a noise downstairs.. he'd go down stairs with a toilet brush expecting the robber to run away. He's a dork but you'll love him anyways because he'll always make life fun for you. You'll fall in love with him before you know it and he'll mean the world to you. \<3 (:

Paul Ambrose needs to just give up and stop being so headstrong to his girlfriend. She loves him to death though.

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33. (paul) (0↑, 7↓)
a genuine gomi who looks like a shcutterface who likes it when people lick his TN's..

woah, that guy is a genuine pauL\!\!

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34. (Paul) (4↑, 13↓)
A guy that everybody likes but he will never tie himself down. he is a man whore \! He will flirt with then break your heart\<|3

Jess: See that man whore over there ? Bill: yeah hes such a Paul \!

35. (Paul) (4↑, 14↓)
A Paul is slang for when someone is being a douchebag, or an extreme asshole for no reason, usually associated with meat heads, or jocks.

"Dude, quit being a Paul." "Damn Dude, chill out, she didnt do anything to you, your just picking on her, and being a paul"

36. (Paul) (9↑, 25↓)
to crash, bite it, fall hard.

That guy was riding his bike so fast in the rain, when he hit the corner he fully pauled into the curb. I really [messed] up and pulled a paul.

37. (paul) (8↑, 27↓)
the use of multiple media networks to announce ones endearing and excessive, love and affection for an individual.

Now that he is in a [relationship], do you think he will go all paul on us with mushy [love] stuff? That guy is super [sappy], posting all that paul stuff on his facebook about his new girlfriend. I can't handle all the paul postings, I feel like I am going to [puke]. At least he didn't pull a paul and talk about his girlfriend non-stop.

38. (Paul) (9↑, 33↓)
Unusually cheap by nature. A Paul is retarded enough to argue it is right even though it knows it is wrong. Pauls are not willing to split the bill unless you are paying both halves.

If pauls driving your gassing up

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39. (Paul) (6↑, 42↓)
A very ugly black boy usually has a big head and lots of Pimples.Paul has many siblings and i super ugly

Paul

40. (paul) (15↑, 56↓)
an immature guy with a 2 inch dick

oh man did u see that guy he was deff a paul

41. (Paul) (7↑, 66↓)
A [mean] dad who wont let his daughter go fishing with her [best] [friends].

jerry "wanna go [fishing]?" gabby "i can't my [dad] is being a [paul]"

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42. (Paul) (42↑, 135↓)
the absolute worst name ever. usually describes a self-absorbed, creeper who has terrible breath. his only goal in life is to get in your pants but he will inevitably fail because of his lack of class, his rude demeanor and his average at best appearance. known to awkwardly stroke your elbow and offer non-existent drinks to lure you away from your friends

fucking paul and his bad breath.

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43. (paul) (18↑, 111↓)
a justin bieber type of guy. likes to flip his hair and dress like a manager. most of the things that come out of his mouth aren't meant to be funny but instead, to be made fun of.

[silly paul]

44. (Paul) (25↑, 127↓)
A name given to guys. Usually fat and white. Personality traits consist that of a homosexual, also tends to kiss ass at work.

"fuck....Paul is working tonight" " I know....he thinks he's the boss"

45. (Paul) (15↑, 124↓)
A jerk who hates everyone and is so cocky he never gets any girls always gets rejected and is full of jealousy.... A bitch who wishes he had everything but gets nothing

Girl 1: GOD PAUL SHUT THE HELL UP\! Paul: No, you bitch. Just go out with me... Oh wait you're going out with Henry...... He's so out of your league

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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